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Let's Masturbate... Top Tips, Home Made Recipes,
Get a Handle on It [Women]
Be a good sport about masturbation:
To simulate sex standing up: ride up and down on the handle of either a cricket bat, badminton racket or (if you like that full feeling) a tennis racket. Depending on your height (or sitting the thing on a wee stool) you can stand or half stand. Awesome. For sex kneeling, get an old-fashioned policeman's truncheon and ride it! Use your hands to rub your clit
Stuffed Condom Dildo [Contraptions]
We used to make sock puppets like that:
Get a lot of hair scrunchies and put them inside a condom to make a stuffed cock. Then just sit on top of it and put it up in your vagina. It feels as if I had a dick inside me (again).
Come-puter Keyboard [Women]
Hmm, no wonder the keys are sticky:
Hold your keybord vertically and put the edge on top of your pussy. Gently glide it up and down. Start slowly and then go faster. If you do it too fast you could hurt yourself, so watch out. Find your most sensitive spot and rub the keyboard against it. You'll get a instant orgasm!
Smells Like Bacon [Kitchen]
Don't let your mom make soup out of it:
Buy a large ham hock. Cut a hole in it lengthwise, smaller than your cock (can be small, the meat stretches). Put it in a plastic bag and microwave to warm. Put the ham hock (still in the plastic bag) between pillows. couch, bed our anything cock level. Find the hole and drill the hell out of it. The fat of the ham hock warms up and gets greasy. Rinse and store in fridge. No ones the wiser. Also, I unwind twine cut in small lengths and tape it all around the hole. Feels like pubes on your cock and balls.
Watch Out for Razor Burn [Contraptions]
After you shave your kitty, get a buzz from the razor:
I take a women's electric razor and pull the top off so the "razors" are showing (they're actually pretty dull). Then I take a plastic sandwich bag and fold it a few times and put it over the top of the razors. I use an ouchless hair tie to hold the bag onto the razor. Turn on the razor and put it on your clit. My pussy gets so wet and I start to shake because it feels so good. No man has ever made me cum, but my razor does!
CD: Compact Dick [Objects]
Some creative recycling of packaging:
Take a washcloth or very small towel and wrap it around the base of a empty 50 pack CD spindle - the thing the 50 pack CDs come on. After you wrap the washcloth around the base, have a seat on it and jerk away. The cloth feels like pubes and the spindle acts like a never-go-soft cock in your ass. You can get creative and melt the spindle with a lighter to form bumps or grooves or use elastic bands on it.
Squidley Diddley [Kitchen]
It even has that realistic fishy aroma:
Masturbate using a squid. That's right. That slimy purplish squid. It'll feel just like your second skin. Pull off its head and clean its insides. Slip your cock right into the squid and start shaking till you blow your cum in it
Reader Mail!
See, we're really making a difference:
Well I was looking at your site because no matter how much I tried, I couldn't get off by masturbating myself. So I came here with almost no hope and I noticed the one about the bathtub. How you lean back and put your legs up and let the running water hit your clit. I tried it and it was the best feeling ever! The orgasm is just as good as any other and its quick!! I would recommend it to anybody.
Frosty the Ass Man [Kitchen]
For cooling off on hot summer days:
Use the ice cubes from a tray and ice up your asshole, letting it melt down a lot. When your ass is good and numb, push the ice cube into yourself. I sometimes put 2 or 3 ice-cubes in myself and let them melt inside me. It feels so good to feel the cool, soothing sensation in my ass as I stroke. It isn't at all painful, just make sure your ass is numbed well before insertion. If it is uncomfortable after insertion, sit on the toilet and it passes out easily.
Minty Fresh [Women]
Four out of five dentists recommend?
First, make sure you're already wet. Take some toothpaste and put just a little bit on your middle finger. Then rub it onto your clit. It will start burning and feel really cold. Start stroking your clit and rubbing the toothpaste in. To make the feeling even more intense, rub some of the toothpaste on your asshole too.
Dildo Gang Bang [Women]
Just need a couple of dildos and you're ready to party:
I like to get in the shower with my two suction-cup dildos and have a gang bang. Usually I'll get good and lubed and sit on one while I suck on one that is stuck to the wall. Sometimes I put some honey on the one I'm sucking
Squeaky Clean [Objects]
This will solve your skidmark problems:
Take the detachable showerhead off its holder and get in a squatting position in the shower or tub. Put the showerhead under your legs so the water stream hits your anus. Then with your other hand, jack off with lubricant. Oh man, does this feel good! You'll only last about 2 minutes.
Glove Full of Goo [Contraptions]
Put all your personal care products to good use:
I like to masturbate with disposable or surgical latex gloves using a lube made of hair gel, Glysolid cream (water based), Mentadent green mouthwash, and a little bit of water. I don't remember now the quantities, but it's wonderful! Try it!!!
Towel It Off [Contraptions]
Your wife will get mad if you use the guest towels:
Here's what you need:
1. Some type of lube (I use mineral oil).
2. A plastic baggie.
3. A small hand towel.
4. A sock.
First lay the towel on a table and if its too long fold it in half (you usually have to fold it in half, it feels better). Then lay the plastic bay along it and the roll the towel into a roll. Place the towel into the sock (to hold it together) and then find the opening of the plastic bag and insert the lube. Pump away. Put it between the mattress and box spring, or sofa cushions. You might want to get a paper towel because it can get messy.
Pound the Pillow [Women]
Use an empty shampoo bottle, unless you want a big mess in your bed:
Take a pillow and put a long, hard object of your choice inside (air freshener can, shampoo bottle). Make sure it's under the actual pillow not just under the pillow case. Place another pillow underneath and place yourself on top and find where the object is. Tilt yourself forward a little and rub against it. When you feel like you're about ready to have an orgasm, quickly take your strongest hand with your palm facing up, right under your clit (your back should still be facing the ceiling) and press hard and move fast as you head for the climax. If you want to make it more intense, move your whole body up and down and move your hand in a circular motion.
This will really stimulate you and make your whole body tingle.
Dust It Up [Kinky]
Get a little housework done after you wank:
Men, you ought to try using an ostrich feather duster on your balls. Enjoy the soft sensations it gives just by rotating it around and lightly brushing/tickling against your cock and balls. Just use your imagination with it and you'll be cumming in no time.
Flying Orgasm [Women]
Put your tray tables in the upright locked position:
Get on the edge of a couch or chair and begin to rock your body up and down over top of it, starting off slowly and getting faster and faster. Take your hands off the couch and put them in the air as you are violently thrusting your pussy back and forth. It gives the effect that you are flying while having sex and is one of the best ways to have an amazing orgasm...It always works for me!
Spit It Out [Kinky]
Good way to generate more spit for lube, too:
It may sound very weird, but sometimes before I masturbate, I suck on a hard candy. Then when I'm masturbating with one hand watching a woman's photo, etc., I build some saliva up in my mouth and spit in my other hand. While masturbating, I rub the spit over my face as if the woman is dominating me by masturbating me and spitting over me. It's weird, but the sensation is great.
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Be a good sport about masturbation:
To simulate sex standing up: ride up and down on the handle of either a cricket bat, badminton racket or (if you like that full feeling) a tennis racket. Depending on your height (or sitting the thing on a wee stool) you can stand or half stand. Awesome. For sex kneeling, get an old-fashioned policeman's truncheon and ride it! Use your hands to rub your clit
Stuffed Condom Dildo [Contraptions]
We used to make sock puppets like that:
Get a lot of hair scrunchies and put them inside a condom to make a stuffed cock. Then just sit on top of it and put it up in your vagina. It feels as if I had a dick inside me (again).
Come-puter Keyboard [Women]
Hmm, no wonder the keys are sticky:
Hold your keybord vertically and put the edge on top of your pussy. Gently glide it up and down. Start slowly and then go faster. If you do it too fast you could hurt yourself, so watch out. Find your most sensitive spot and rub the keyboard against it. You'll get a instant orgasm!
Smells Like Bacon [Kitchen]
Don't let your mom make soup out of it:
Buy a large ham hock. Cut a hole in it lengthwise, smaller than your cock (can be small, the meat stretches). Put it in a plastic bag and microwave to warm. Put the ham hock (still in the plastic bag) between pillows. couch, bed our anything cock level. Find the hole and drill the hell out of it. The fat of the ham hock warms up and gets greasy. Rinse and store in fridge. No ones the wiser. Also, I unwind twine cut in small lengths and tape it all around the hole. Feels like pubes on your cock and balls.
Watch Out for Razor Burn [Contraptions]
After you shave your kitty, get a buzz from the razor:
I take a women's electric razor and pull the top off so the "razors" are showing (they're actually pretty dull). Then I take a plastic sandwich bag and fold it a few times and put it over the top of the razors. I use an ouchless hair tie to hold the bag onto the razor. Turn on the razor and put it on your clit. My pussy gets so wet and I start to shake because it feels so good. No man has ever made me cum, but my razor does!
CD: Compact Dick [Objects]
Some creative recycling of packaging:
Take a washcloth or very small towel and wrap it around the base of a empty 50 pack CD spindle - the thing the 50 pack CDs come on. After you wrap the washcloth around the base, have a seat on it and jerk away. The cloth feels like pubes and the spindle acts like a never-go-soft cock in your ass. You can get creative and melt the spindle with a lighter to form bumps or grooves or use elastic bands on it.
Squidley Diddley [Kitchen]
It even has that realistic fishy aroma:
Masturbate using a squid. That's right. That slimy purplish squid. It'll feel just like your second skin. Pull off its head and clean its insides. Slip your cock right into the squid and start shaking till you blow your cum in it
Reader Mail!
See, we're really making a difference:
Well I was looking at your site because no matter how much I tried, I couldn't get off by masturbating myself. So I came here with almost no hope and I noticed the one about the bathtub. How you lean back and put your legs up and let the running water hit your clit. I tried it and it was the best feeling ever! The orgasm is just as good as any other and its quick!! I would recommend it to anybody.
Frosty the Ass Man [Kitchen]
For cooling off on hot summer days:
Use the ice cubes from a tray and ice up your asshole, letting it melt down a lot. When your ass is good and numb, push the ice cube into yourself. I sometimes put 2 or 3 ice-cubes in myself and let them melt inside me. It feels so good to feel the cool, soothing sensation in my ass as I stroke. It isn't at all painful, just make sure your ass is numbed well before insertion. If it is uncomfortable after insertion, sit on the toilet and it passes out easily.
Minty Fresh [Women]
Four out of five dentists recommend?
First, make sure you're already wet. Take some toothpaste and put just a little bit on your middle finger. Then rub it onto your clit. It will start burning and feel really cold. Start stroking your clit and rubbing the toothpaste in. To make the feeling even more intense, rub some of the toothpaste on your asshole too.
Dildo Gang Bang [Women]
Just need a couple of dildos and you're ready to party:
I like to get in the shower with my two suction-cup dildos and have a gang bang. Usually I'll get good and lubed and sit on one while I suck on one that is stuck to the wall. Sometimes I put some honey on the one I'm sucking
Squeaky Clean [Objects]
This will solve your skidmark problems:
Take the detachable showerhead off its holder and get in a squatting position in the shower or tub. Put the showerhead under your legs so the water stream hits your anus. Then with your other hand, jack off with lubricant. Oh man, does this feel good! You'll only last about 2 minutes.
Glove Full of Goo [Contraptions]
Put all your personal care products to good use:
I like to masturbate with disposable or surgical latex gloves using a lube made of hair gel, Glysolid cream (water based), Mentadent green mouthwash, and a little bit of water. I don't remember now the quantities, but it's wonderful! Try it!!!
Towel It Off [Contraptions]
Your wife will get mad if you use the guest towels:
Here's what you need:
1. Some type of lube (I use mineral oil).
2. A plastic baggie.
3. A small hand towel.
4. A sock.
First lay the towel on a table and if its too long fold it in half (you usually have to fold it in half, it feels better). Then lay the plastic bay along it and the roll the towel into a roll. Place the towel into the sock (to hold it together) and then find the opening of the plastic bag and insert the lube. Pump away. Put it between the mattress and box spring, or sofa cushions. You might want to get a paper towel because it can get messy.
Pound the Pillow [Women]
Use an empty shampoo bottle, unless you want a big mess in your bed:
Take a pillow and put a long, hard object of your choice inside (air freshener can, shampoo bottle). Make sure it's under the actual pillow not just under the pillow case. Place another pillow underneath and place yourself on top and find where the object is. Tilt yourself forward a little and rub against it. When you feel like you're about ready to have an orgasm, quickly take your strongest hand with your palm facing up, right under your clit (your back should still be facing the ceiling) and press hard and move fast as you head for the climax. If you want to make it more intense, move your whole body up and down and move your hand in a circular motion.
This will really stimulate you and make your whole body tingle.
Dust It Up [Kinky]
Get a little housework done after you wank:
Men, you ought to try using an ostrich feather duster on your balls. Enjoy the soft sensations it gives just by rotating it around and lightly brushing/tickling against your cock and balls. Just use your imagination with it and you'll be cumming in no time.
Flying Orgasm [Women]
Put your tray tables in the upright locked position:
Get on the edge of a couch or chair and begin to rock your body up and down over top of it, starting off slowly and getting faster and faster. Take your hands off the couch and put them in the air as you are violently thrusting your pussy back and forth. It gives the effect that you are flying while having sex and is one of the best ways to have an amazing orgasm...It always works for me!
Spit It Out [Kinky]
Good way to generate more spit for lube, too:
It may sound very weird, but sometimes before I masturbate, I suck on a hard candy. Then when I'm masturbating with one hand watching a woman's photo, etc., I build some saliva up in my mouth and spit in my other hand. While masturbating, I rub the spit over my face as if the woman is dominating me by masturbating me and spitting over me. It's weird, but the sensation is great.
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First Time... Erotic Story,
The guy really wants to fuck this 18 year old babe, she is so young and fresh and his cock can’t wait to get in the teen’s moist pussy…
At last they were alone in his apartment. They had been together for over a year. He wanted her so much but knew she was virgin and required nothing from her. He made hints at her a couple of times that it was probably enough waiting but each time she replied she was not ready for that yet. Finally he succeeded in persuading her to stay at his place for the weekend. She knew what he was driving at but decided it had to happen one day.
She was so nervous since she had agreed to spend the weekend with him. She thought about what could happen. He noticed her state and tried to calm her down and distract in various ways.
She was so nervous since she had agreed to spend the weekend with him. She thought about what could happen. He noticed her state and tried to calm her down and distract in various ways.
Amanda was a pretty fragile girl. She had recently turned 18 but knew almost nothing about sex. Her friends had told her a lot about that but it was mostly negative information. The stories she’d read in magazines were better but she was not sure they were true.
Her parents were very strict people and if they knew she wanted something more than kissing and holding hands with guys she would be under house arrest at least for a year. That is why when she had to ask for permission to go to his place she told them she was going to her friend’s country house. Mom and Dad hadn’t allowed her to go until her friend’s mother called and told she was really invited to come to them (thanks God, the woman was more modern and considered it a normal thing when a girl of 18 wanted to spend the weekend with her boyfriend).
Amanda had heard from her friends that the first time was very painful, with much blood around and the guys were very rude and even cruel. Since she was small she’d been afraid of blood and pain that’s why the only thing she remembered from all those stories was pain. So, it was not so surprising she was nervous.
Her parents were very strict people and if they knew she wanted something more than kissing and holding hands with guys she would be under house arrest at least for a year. That is why when she had to ask for permission to go to his place she told them she was going to her friend’s country house. Mom and Dad hadn’t allowed her to go until her friend’s mother called and told she was really invited to come to them (thanks God, the woman was more modern and considered it a normal thing when a girl of 18 wanted to spend the weekend with her boyfriend).
Amanda had heard from her friends that the first time was very painful, with much blood around and the guys were very rude and even cruel. Since she was small she’d been afraid of blood and pain that’s why the only thing she remembered from all those stories was pain. So, it was not so surprising she was nervous.
Brad was a handsome man of 21. He was popular with girls in his institute but loved only her. He knew she was afraid and knew what the reason was. He had a lot of experience and knew how to treat virgins. He was ready to stop at any moment if something went wrong. The whole week Brad was close to his girlfriend trying to please her and make her relax.
And now they were alone. He had one-room apartment, it was nice and cosy and the girl wasn’t afraid of this place, even when she had appeared here for the first time. Everything was familiar for her here but her inner stress bore fear. She was scared of this flat, of her sweetheart. She was close to panic. To add to that one of her friend’s had called yesterday and told her cousin had been deflowered when she’d been drunk and now was in hospital. Of course, it didn’t boost her confidence at this moment.
And now they were alone. He had one-room apartment, it was nice and cosy and the girl wasn’t afraid of this place, even when she had appeared here for the first time. Everything was familiar for her here but her inner stress bore fear. She was scared of this flat, of her sweetheart. She was close to panic. To add to that one of her friend’s had called yesterday and told her cousin had been deflowered when she’d been drunk and now was in hospital. Of course, it didn’t boost her confidence at this moment.
Brad saw what was happening to his girl and decided to help her. He invited her for a walk. While they were in the park she relaxed a bit, even started laughing and telling funny stories.
They returned home at midnight. She forgot about the walk immediately and started trembling again. The man embraced her and asked:
- Darling, what’s the matter? Something is happening to you.
- No, everything’s all right.
- Sweetie, come on, tell me what troubles you so much? What are you afraid of?
- Nothing…- Amanda, I see you’re nervous. – He raised her chin with his finger and saw tears in her eyes. He looked into her eyes, smiled and kissed her. – Honey, calm down. Everything’s going to be Ok.
-
They returned home at midnight. She forgot about the walk immediately and started trembling again. The man embraced her and asked:
- Darling, what’s the matter? Something is happening to you.
- No, everything’s all right.
- Sweetie, come on, tell me what troubles you so much? What are you afraid of?
- Nothing…- Amanda, I see you’re nervous. – He raised her chin with his finger and saw tears in her eyes. He looked into her eyes, smiled and kissed her. – Honey, calm down. Everything’s going to be Ok.
-
I’m not sure it was worth coming here… If my Mom knows she’ll kill me.
- It WAS worth, you’ll see. – He stroked her cheek. – I’ve been waiting for long and if you want I can wait longer. But do you really want that? You’re here with me now. If you came here it means you’ve made up your mind. You can change your decision at any moment though. I’m proud you’re so brave… Many girls do it when they are tipsy. It is not good, you know. You’ve come here because you want it. So, will you go away or stay with me?
- I don’t know. I guess, I want to stay here, but… - she said.
- Honey, what do you want to say?
- I’m scared…
- I know, but I promise I’ll be tender, - he pulled her to him and kissed her tenderly. – I love you so much!!!
- I love you, too…
- Ok, I’m going to have a shower. Please, make the bed.
- Ok.
- It WAS worth, you’ll see. – He stroked her cheek. – I’ve been waiting for long and if you want I can wait longer. But do you really want that? You’re here with me now. If you came here it means you’ve made up your mind. You can change your decision at any moment though. I’m proud you’re so brave… Many girls do it when they are tipsy. It is not good, you know. You’ve come here because you want it. So, will you go away or stay with me?
- I don’t know. I guess, I want to stay here, but… - she said.
- Honey, what do you want to say?
- I’m scared…
- I know, but I promise I’ll be tender, - he pulled her to him and kissed her tenderly. – I love you so much!!!
- I love you, too…
- Ok, I’m going to have a shower. Please, make the bed.
- Ok.
He went to the bathroom but before leaving her he turned in the stereo. Slow music was so nice… When he returned she was standing near the window with her back to him. He switched off the lights and turned on the night lamp. She didn’t turn to him. He came up and embraced the girl. She turned to him. Her eyes were full of tears. He and said:
- Honey, stop crying! – He kissed her neck. – Don’t be afraid, nothing bad is going to happen. – His hand slid under her blouse and touched the breast. She tensed up and moved aside. He whispered into her ear: - Don’t be afraid, I won’t hurt you… - She gave a deep sigh and dropped her eyes. - Amanda, don’t you believe me?
- I do believe you, but I’m really scared.
- Trust me… I promise you’ll like that.
- Honey, stop crying! – He kissed her neck. – Don’t be afraid, nothing bad is going to happen. – His hand slid under her blouse and touched the breast. She tensed up and moved aside. He whispered into her ear: - Don’t be afraid, I won’t hurt you… - She gave a deep sigh and dropped her eyes. - Amanda, don’t you believe me?
- I do believe you, but I’m really scared.
- Trust me… I promise you’ll like that.
Brad took her hand and pulled her to the bed. He started kissing and stroking her body tenderly. His hand slid under the blouse again and Amanda tensed up as in response.
- Darling, relax, I’m not going to do anything bad to you, - he winked at her and smiled. – You’ll love it. Don’t resist, I’ll undress you anyway. Don’t make me use force.
She looked at him frightened. He took her hands into his, kissed them and looked into her eyes. She was lying nearly breathless. He kissed her and pulled the blouse off her. Then Brad kissed her neck and was moving to her breasts. She relaxed a bit. She was enjoying what he was doing. His hand was stroking her body, belly but it didn’t slid lower. Gradually she calmed down…
- You see, it is not so terrible… - He smiled. – Don’t resist and it will be nice.
He didn’t have to ask her not to resist. She wasn’t thinking about that any more. She was enjoying it and wanted him a lot.
- I want you so much, - he whispered into her ear.
- I want you, too, but I’m so afraid…
- Don’t, babe, don’t be afraid of anything…
He moved lower and undid her jeans. He’d thought she would resist, but, to his surprise, she raised her pelvis to help him pull them down.
- Good girl! It’s much better, - he said smiling.
His hand slid between her thighs and she squeezed them by reflex.
- Honey, don’t be afraid, spread your legs, it’s going to be all right.
- Darling, relax, I’m not going to do anything bad to you, - he winked at her and smiled. – You’ll love it. Don’t resist, I’ll undress you anyway. Don’t make me use force.
She looked at him frightened. He took her hands into his, kissed them and looked into her eyes. She was lying nearly breathless. He kissed her and pulled the blouse off her. Then Brad kissed her neck and was moving to her breasts. She relaxed a bit. She was enjoying what he was doing. His hand was stroking her body, belly but it didn’t slid lower. Gradually she calmed down…
- You see, it is not so terrible… - He smiled. – Don’t resist and it will be nice.
He didn’t have to ask her not to resist. She wasn’t thinking about that any more. She was enjoying it and wanted him a lot.
- I want you so much, - he whispered into her ear.
- I want you, too, but I’m so afraid…
- Don’t, babe, don’t be afraid of anything…
He moved lower and undid her jeans. He’d thought she would resist, but, to his surprise, she raised her pelvis to help him pull them down.
- Good girl! It’s much better, - he said smiling.
His hand slid between her thighs and she squeezed them by reflex.
- Honey, don’t be afraid, spread your legs, it’s going to be all right.
She moved her legs apart slightly. He stroked her pussy tenderly. He felt she was moist already. It made him excited. He tore off her and looked at her. She was lying before him wearing just tiny lacy thongs. She was throbbing a little.
- Babe, don’t worry and relax. I won’t harm you. I promise it won’t hurt.
He pulled her thongs off. It was the last thing that protected her… She squeezed her legs tightly. He stroked her thighs penetrating between them slowly.
Now she was literally shaking. He was kissing her and whispering tender words into her ear, stroking her body. Despite her fear she was responding to his caress. He was stroking the inner sides of her thighs and her vulva lips. Then, very tenderly but persistently, he put his digit into her hole. She twitched trying to tear away from him.
- Babe, don’t… Relax. You’ll enjoy that, - he kept on caressing her and she relaxed a bit.
She was squirming while he was playing with her clit and then she climaxed, for the first time in her life. He waited until she recovered her breath and asked:
- Honey, did you like it?
- Yes…
- Babe, don’t worry and relax. I won’t harm you. I promise it won’t hurt.
He pulled her thongs off. It was the last thing that protected her… She squeezed her legs tightly. He stroked her thighs penetrating between them slowly.
Now she was literally shaking. He was kissing her and whispering tender words into her ear, stroking her body. Despite her fear she was responding to his caress. He was stroking the inner sides of her thighs and her vulva lips. Then, very tenderly but persistently, he put his digit into her hole. She twitched trying to tear away from him.
- Babe, don’t… Relax. You’ll enjoy that, - he kept on caressing her and she relaxed a bit.
She was squirming while he was playing with her clit and then she climaxed, for the first time in her life. He waited until she recovered her breath and asked:
- Honey, did you like it?
- Yes…
Her voice was very quiet. At this moment she was full of various feelings but one thing was sure – she wouldn’t regret coming here.
- Amanda, when I enter you you’ll enjoy it even more! Spread your legs, don’t be afraid…
She pared her legs. Brad took of his bathrobe and she saw his erected phallus. Her first reaction was to run away but she restrained. She decided to trust him. He lay on her and began fondling her passionately. When he understood she was very excited again and near another climax he stopped and whispered:
- You are ready to it, don’t be afraid, - saying that he spread her legs wider and set his cock against her wet hole. The girl was silent.
- Don’t be afraid, it’s not painful at all. Give me a hug… - She wrapped her arms around his neck and closed her eyes. – Babe, relax…. – He kissed her and started entering her. Suddenly he stopped at the hymen. He moved backwards and whispered, - Don’t be scared of anything…
He pushed sharply and entered her up to the balls. It wasn’t aching but she felt some discomfort at the moment his penis tore the hymen. The guy stopped allowing her time to get used to the sensations. Then he began moving again, slowly but increasing the speed gradually. She was moving in pace with him. Some time later she came and in a second he shot his semen into her vagina… When he came out of her and rose, she asked him quietly:
- Is there much blood?
- No, honey, just a few drops… - He smiled and kissed her. – I love you!
- I want to the shower…
- Me, too.
He took her in his arms and carried to the bathroom. They kissed and washed each other for a long time under the warm water…
- Amanda, when I enter you you’ll enjoy it even more! Spread your legs, don’t be afraid…
She pared her legs. Brad took of his bathrobe and she saw his erected phallus. Her first reaction was to run away but she restrained. She decided to trust him. He lay on her and began fondling her passionately. When he understood she was very excited again and near another climax he stopped and whispered:
- You are ready to it, don’t be afraid, - saying that he spread her legs wider and set his cock against her wet hole. The girl was silent.
- Don’t be afraid, it’s not painful at all. Give me a hug… - She wrapped her arms around his neck and closed her eyes. – Babe, relax…. – He kissed her and started entering her. Suddenly he stopped at the hymen. He moved backwards and whispered, - Don’t be scared of anything…
He pushed sharply and entered her up to the balls. It wasn’t aching but she felt some discomfort at the moment his penis tore the hymen. The guy stopped allowing her time to get used to the sensations. Then he began moving again, slowly but increasing the speed gradually. She was moving in pace with him. Some time later she came and in a second he shot his semen into her vagina… When he came out of her and rose, she asked him quietly:
- Is there much blood?
- No, honey, just a few drops… - He smiled and kissed her. – I love you!
- I want to the shower…
- Me, too.
He took her in his arms and carried to the bathroom. They kissed and washed each other for a long time under the warm water…
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Horny Story... It Happened at College
This hot teen babe really does bad in college, she wants to get a good grade and she’ll have to prove her teacher that she deserves a better grade…
I worked as a college teacher. One day, when I was on the point of leaving for home I met Marnie. She was my student and was going to have a bad grade the semester. I knew she wouldn’t be allowed to pass her exams if she didn’t change the situation. So, I was aware of the reason why she was waiting for me.
- Excuse me, I’d like to talk about my grade… - She said.
- You know, I’m in a hurry… Why don’t we do it tomorrow? Do you remember what task I’d given you?
- Yes, I do, - she nodded. – But can I work on my grade today? I can do that fast… - She looked at me and smiled.
I didn’t want to stay too long, so I offered her:
- Let’s go to the bus stop together, I’ll ask you a few question concerning the material I’ve provided you with. If you answer at least a half of them I’ll correct your grade.
I wanted to get rid of her as soon as possible. To tell you the truth I was a bit afraid of her.
- Ok, - Marnie nodded.
The path from college to the bus stop went through a small grove. While we were walking I asked the girl many questions. She tried to reply. However, she mixed plenty of things and couldn’t answer even one question properly. When we were in the middle of the grove she suddenly asked:
- Have you got a girlfriend?
I didn’t have a girlfriend at that time but I didn’t know how to answer that question. I didn’t understand why she asked that.
- It’s none of your business! – I replied rudely.
Marnie was obviously hurt. She turned red, stopped talking and then suddenly said:
- I just wanted… to say… that if you haven’t got a girlfriend… Well… you’re a man… and you, probably… want… me.
To be frank I was taken aback. I was standing and looking at her with my eyes wide open. I was silent and didn’t know what to say.
I looked at her once again and turned crimson either. I wanted her!!! And my cock was getting stiff…
- I like you, - she whispered. She was going to cry, I saw tears in her eyes. – Sorry!
She wanted to run away from me but I caught her by the arm. She took it as a sign I approved her intentions and pressed to me. Then she embraced me and whispered:
- I want you…
I had a huge lump in my pants. I wanted her and couldn’t deny that. Marnie was an ordinary girl but there was something that attracted me…
- Can we do it here? – She asked.
I nodded.
- Have you got a girlfriend?
I didn’t have a girlfriend at that time but I didn’t know how to answer that question. I didn’t understand why she asked that.
- It’s none of your business! – I replied rudely.
Marnie was obviously hurt. She turned red, stopped talking and then suddenly said:
- I just wanted… to say… that if you haven’t got a girlfriend… Well… you’re a man… and you, probably… want… me.
To be frank I was taken aback. I was standing and looking at her with my eyes wide open. I was silent and didn’t know what to say.
I looked at her once again and turned crimson either. I wanted her!!! And my cock was getting stiff…
- I like you, - she whispered. She was going to cry, I saw tears in her eyes. – Sorry!
She wanted to run away from me but I caught her by the arm. She took it as a sign I approved her intentions and pressed to me. Then she embraced me and whispered:
- I want you…
I had a huge lump in my pants. I wanted her and couldn’t deny that. Marnie was an ordinary girl but there was something that attracted me…
- Can we do it here? – She asked.
I nodded.
She took me by the arm and pulled me away from the path. I didn’t have anything to do. She unzipped my pants, took the cock out and started jerking it off, then pulled the condom on it. I turned her with her back to me and pulled her jeans off. She leaned her hands against the tree and a second later I was fucking her fiercely. She was so wet! I was fucking her and stroked her crotch occasionally.
- Do you want to fuck my ass? – She asked.
Now it was me who took it as a sign to act. I started penetrating her butt but the hole was not very well developed and the cock just couldn’t enter it. I stopped my attempts and kept on fucking her vagina until I came. Before I ejaculated I had thrust too deeply and she screamed. I didn’t know whether she did that because it was painful or pleasant. But I liked it.
When I climaxed and pulled off the condom I still had an erection. Marnie squatted in front of me and swallowed it licking the remains of the semen.
- Do you often do that? – I asked her.
- I won’t tell you, - she replied flirtatiously.
When my cock was satisfied Marnie released it.
- I don’t want anyone to know about that, - I asked her.
- Sure, darling, - she said as if we were already a couple, - will you correct my grade?
- No, - I said making a grimace.
Marnie was shocked. She didn’t know whether I was kidding or serious. But a second later she smiled as if asking me “Would you like to fuck me one more time?”
- Ok, ok, - I laughed, - but don’t tell anybody, ok? If you really like me you can sometimes come to me when you graduate. Do you promise?
She promised.
Marnie didn’t graduate. She wasn’t allowed to pass the exams and then she was expelled. Of course, she didn’t come to me… and it was not my fault, probably the fault of female teachers she couldn’t get a deal with…
- Do you want to fuck my ass? – She asked.
Now it was me who took it as a sign to act. I started penetrating her butt but the hole was not very well developed and the cock just couldn’t enter it. I stopped my attempts and kept on fucking her vagina until I came. Before I ejaculated I had thrust too deeply and she screamed. I didn’t know whether she did that because it was painful or pleasant. But I liked it.
When I climaxed and pulled off the condom I still had an erection. Marnie squatted in front of me and swallowed it licking the remains of the semen.
- Do you often do that? – I asked her.
- I won’t tell you, - she replied flirtatiously.
When my cock was satisfied Marnie released it.
- I don’t want anyone to know about that, - I asked her.
- Sure, darling, - she said as if we were already a couple, - will you correct my grade?
- No, - I said making a grimace.
Marnie was shocked. She didn’t know whether I was kidding or serious. But a second later she smiled as if asking me “Would you like to fuck me one more time?”
- Ok, ok, - I laughed, - but don’t tell anybody, ok? If you really like me you can sometimes come to me when you graduate. Do you promise?
She promised.
Marnie didn’t graduate. She wasn’t allowed to pass the exams and then she was expelled. Of course, she didn’t come to me… and it was not my fault, probably the fault of female teachers she couldn’t get a deal with…
HORNY STORIES.. A COOPERATIVE NEIGHBOUR
This chick calls at her neighbor for a short visit, but it turns out that she is going to linger over longer than expected…
Lin Hua is a mature woman, aged about 40. Though a bit mannish,her charms are not less alluring: big breasts, ample buttocks and especially a friendly face. Her husband quit her five years ago to chase the girls, leaving her frustrated,in need of shared solitude.
That afternoon, the postman handed her a letter, the addressee of which was Mr.Wang, her next door neighbor. Instead of giving it back,she voluntarily got it for Wang because he was not at home. Wang is a plumber in his late forties, tall, strong and rather handsome with a moustache. His wife died three years ago but he didn’t want to remarry. He is now content with his single life as it allows him to focus on making money for his cherished daughter who is studying abroad. As a handyman,he often helps Lin doing small repairs around her flat. So,she decided to come to see him and give him the letter late after dinner.
- Please come in, Wang’s stentorian voice resounded in response to her knock at the door.
- Good evening, Mr.Wang, Lin greeted him with a smile. You have a letter from your daughter.
- Oh, many thanks, Mrs.Lin. Please sit down and have a cup of tea.
- She looked around and saw many video tapes all over a table near the sofa.
- What are you watching, Mr.Wang? she asked indiscreetly.
- Er… just some video films I rented from a shop nearby. They said they were video nasties but I think it’s merely publicity stunt. Do you want a look?
- Yes, if it doesn’t take up much of your time.
- Not in the least, Mrs.Lin, it’ll be a pleasure for me to make a beauty like you happy.
At this,they sat down,close to each other on the sofa, watching a hard-core film.The stimulating scent from her perfume and cosmetics,and the imaginary warmth radiating from her fullness of form in this cosy room instinctively evoked the charm of a woman’s flesh, the lack of which he now consciously felt and this gradually turned him on. Stealing a covetous glance at Lin, he saw that her dark eyes were glued to the screen with a slight flush on her cheeks. It seems as if she were enjoying every act of the love-making scenes on the screen with keen interest. He then gently put his hand on her chubby inner thigh and rammishly fondled it. She didn’t push him back and feigned impassiveness. In reality it freshly revived her sexual arousal that was quenched long ago after the abandonment of her unfaithful husband. Seeing that she was slightly spreading her legs, he got ahead and shoved his hand between her inner thighs to reach her V zone and rub her pubic mound with mounting intensity. Boned-on with the plumpness of her sex that he felt through the thin fabric of her underwear, he thrusted his finger on it, trying to fumble for her clit. Lin moaned in a feeble voice but, to his surprise,she boldly stretched her hand to reach the bulge that was forming inside his pants. She fondled, kneaded and even pressed it down amusingly. Then,with a skilful hand,she unzipped his jeans to pull his rock-hard pecker out of his briefs.
- Well-done! he exclaimed. Lin, go on cuddling my cock!
Nevertheless, no longer remaining sexually passive before such a provocating gesture, he swiftly turned round and locked her in a voluptuous embrace. He stuck his lips on hers,tonguing her passionately and at last picked her up and took her to the bedroom.
While he made haste to strip himself to the skin,she calmly lay on the bed with her clothes on but stretched wide her legs invitingly and jokingly commented:
- God! Your monster dick is nice,Wang.It’s pretty long and big.
He didn’t reply but quickly denuded her to dive into her inner thighs and voraciously smelt and tasted the scent and juice of her wet cunt. Thereafter, he gently overturned her, face down, to strip off her blouse and unclip her bra, ready to give her a good fucking.
- No, she exclaimed. A moment, please, Wang!
So saying, she unexpectedly sat up, pulled him closer to her, made him sit down face to face with her with his bazooka aggressively pointing at her hairy crack with swollen and hardened lips. Without wasting a minute, she grabbed his cock and fondled the shaft tenderly. Cupping his too-bag with her hot-assed hand, she weighed the balls with naughtiness.
- Ah! You’re tickling me, Lin! He cried out and,in quick response,he snathched her ninny-jugs, kneaded and palpated them. At times, he bent over her melons to give them a smacking kiss or stretched her long and rosy nipples with her lips.
Meanwhile, Lin kept on playing with Wang’s sex. Still seizing his hard cock, she wagged it back and forth in her hand and finally dipped its glans into her tail-box all moistened with love juice. She moved the dickhead up and down, rubbing it against her thickened lips and clit with delight. This drove Wang crazy with lust. He felt as if his sperm were surging inside him. Unable to stand it any longer, he pressed her down on the bed anf flopped in. Vigorous up-and-down motions soon followed. Wang was all the more excited when he sensed that her nooker was still tight like a virgin’s with normal-sized lips and abundant juice.
- O! She moaned and strongly heaved her bottoms off the bed to welcome the screwing. It gave Wang an impetus. Stretching out his muscular arms to support his weight, he pressed his chest against her big breasts while giving her a prolonged French kiss. Just when he was about to fuck her like a rattlesnake, Lin freed her mouth from his lips and called out:
- That’ll do, Wang! I prefer riding your cock.
- OK, Lin. I is ready to satisfy all your needs.
No sooner said than done, he slid his cock off, helped her to sit up and instantly lay on his back with spread legs. Lin climbed aboard him, sat comfortably on his groin and belly and began to grind her pussy on his angry dick while bouncing her ass up and down frantically at a furious pace. Clutching her large buttocks, he adroitly helped her drive his pecker deep inside her fuck-hole.
- Oh, jolly good! Your nice cock, I really want it! Lin uttered loudly.
Their amorous was the started by both partners with full ardour and competence after a long period of sexual abstinence. Lin moved her buttocks downwards and upwards, in harmony with Wang’s wet pecker sliding in inverse order that plunges them into an indescribable mood of ecstasy. But it didn’t last long. As a result from her pussy’s repeated contractions, his dickhead suddenly grew bigger and jets of sperm soon spurted out.
- Ooooh! I’m cumming, Lin cried in orgasm and threw herself heavily on Wang’s body. Their limbs then intertwined, merging their flesh into one. Still drunken with orgasm, Wang held her tightly, trying to retain his flabby shaft as long as he could in her crotch to prolong the sexual pleasure. When he thought Lin was a bit turned off, he affectionately whispered to her:
- Li, my darling. Do you love me?
As a reply, she kissed him all over his face and squeezed herself up close to his head.That was the onset of the two neighbour’s love affair…
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Lin Hua is a mature woman, aged about 40. Though a bit mannish,her charms are not less alluring: big breasts, ample buttocks and especially a friendly face. Her husband quit her five years ago to chase the girls, leaving her frustrated,in need of shared solitude.
That afternoon, the postman handed her a letter, the addressee of which was Mr.Wang, her next door neighbor. Instead of giving it back,she voluntarily got it for Wang because he was not at home. Wang is a plumber in his late forties, tall, strong and rather handsome with a moustache. His wife died three years ago but he didn’t want to remarry. He is now content with his single life as it allows him to focus on making money for his cherished daughter who is studying abroad. As a handyman,he often helps Lin doing small repairs around her flat. So,she decided to come to see him and give him the letter late after dinner.
- Please come in, Wang’s stentorian voice resounded in response to her knock at the door.
- Good evening, Mr.Wang, Lin greeted him with a smile. You have a letter from your daughter.
- Oh, many thanks, Mrs.Lin. Please sit down and have a cup of tea.
- She looked around and saw many video tapes all over a table near the sofa.
- What are you watching, Mr.Wang? she asked indiscreetly.
- Er… just some video films I rented from a shop nearby. They said they were video nasties but I think it’s merely publicity stunt. Do you want a look?
- Yes, if it doesn’t take up much of your time.
- Not in the least, Mrs.Lin, it’ll be a pleasure for me to make a beauty like you happy.
At this,they sat down,close to each other on the sofa, watching a hard-core film.The stimulating scent from her perfume and cosmetics,and the imaginary warmth radiating from her fullness of form in this cosy room instinctively evoked the charm of a woman’s flesh, the lack of which he now consciously felt and this gradually turned him on. Stealing a covetous glance at Lin, he saw that her dark eyes were glued to the screen with a slight flush on her cheeks. It seems as if she were enjoying every act of the love-making scenes on the screen with keen interest. He then gently put his hand on her chubby inner thigh and rammishly fondled it. She didn’t push him back and feigned impassiveness. In reality it freshly revived her sexual arousal that was quenched long ago after the abandonment of her unfaithful husband. Seeing that she was slightly spreading her legs, he got ahead and shoved his hand between her inner thighs to reach her V zone and rub her pubic mound with mounting intensity. Boned-on with the plumpness of her sex that he felt through the thin fabric of her underwear, he thrusted his finger on it, trying to fumble for her clit. Lin moaned in a feeble voice but, to his surprise,she boldly stretched her hand to reach the bulge that was forming inside his pants. She fondled, kneaded and even pressed it down amusingly. Then,with a skilful hand,she unzipped his jeans to pull his rock-hard pecker out of his briefs.
- Well-done! he exclaimed. Lin, go on cuddling my cock!
Nevertheless, no longer remaining sexually passive before such a provocating gesture, he swiftly turned round and locked her in a voluptuous embrace. He stuck his lips on hers,tonguing her passionately and at last picked her up and took her to the bedroom.
While he made haste to strip himself to the skin,she calmly lay on the bed with her clothes on but stretched wide her legs invitingly and jokingly commented:
- God! Your monster dick is nice,Wang.It’s pretty long and big.
He didn’t reply but quickly denuded her to dive into her inner thighs and voraciously smelt and tasted the scent and juice of her wet cunt. Thereafter, he gently overturned her, face down, to strip off her blouse and unclip her bra, ready to give her a good fucking.
- No, she exclaimed. A moment, please, Wang!
So saying, she unexpectedly sat up, pulled him closer to her, made him sit down face to face with her with his bazooka aggressively pointing at her hairy crack with swollen and hardened lips. Without wasting a minute, she grabbed his cock and fondled the shaft tenderly. Cupping his too-bag with her hot-assed hand, she weighed the balls with naughtiness.
- Ah! You’re tickling me, Lin! He cried out and,in quick response,he snathched her ninny-jugs, kneaded and palpated them. At times, he bent over her melons to give them a smacking kiss or stretched her long and rosy nipples with her lips.
Meanwhile, Lin kept on playing with Wang’s sex. Still seizing his hard cock, she wagged it back and forth in her hand and finally dipped its glans into her tail-box all moistened with love juice. She moved the dickhead up and down, rubbing it against her thickened lips and clit with delight. This drove Wang crazy with lust. He felt as if his sperm were surging inside him. Unable to stand it any longer, he pressed her down on the bed anf flopped in. Vigorous up-and-down motions soon followed. Wang was all the more excited when he sensed that her nooker was still tight like a virgin’s with normal-sized lips and abundant juice.
- O! She moaned and strongly heaved her bottoms off the bed to welcome the screwing. It gave Wang an impetus. Stretching out his muscular arms to support his weight, he pressed his chest against her big breasts while giving her a prolonged French kiss. Just when he was about to fuck her like a rattlesnake, Lin freed her mouth from his lips and called out:
- That’ll do, Wang! I prefer riding your cock.
- OK, Lin. I is ready to satisfy all your needs.
No sooner said than done, he slid his cock off, helped her to sit up and instantly lay on his back with spread legs. Lin climbed aboard him, sat comfortably on his groin and belly and began to grind her pussy on his angry dick while bouncing her ass up and down frantically at a furious pace. Clutching her large buttocks, he adroitly helped her drive his pecker deep inside her fuck-hole.
- Oh, jolly good! Your nice cock, I really want it! Lin uttered loudly.
Their amorous was the started by both partners with full ardour and competence after a long period of sexual abstinence. Lin moved her buttocks downwards and upwards, in harmony with Wang’s wet pecker sliding in inverse order that plunges them into an indescribable mood of ecstasy. But it didn’t last long. As a result from her pussy’s repeated contractions, his dickhead suddenly grew bigger and jets of sperm soon spurted out.
- Ooooh! I’m cumming, Lin cried in orgasm and threw herself heavily on Wang’s body. Their limbs then intertwined, merging their flesh into one. Still drunken with orgasm, Wang held her tightly, trying to retain his flabby shaft as long as he could in her crotch to prolong the sexual pleasure. When he thought Lin was a bit turned off, he affectionately whispered to her:
- Li, my darling. Do you love me?
As a reply, she kissed him all over his face and squeezed herself up close to his head.That was the onset of the two neighbour’s love affair…
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